When John Camel was first attacked by the evil Phil Positive, the bottom fell out of his world.  But thanks to reclusive scientific genius ‘The Druker’ the world now falls out of his bottom.  Now whenever he takes his orange pill he becomes America’s latest superhero:

               SHARTMAN!

Faster than a speeding bullet with his unique ‘buttock-clenched’ run.  Leaps tall buildings in a single, jet assisted bound.  Shartman patrols the streets of America in his customised blue SUV fighting for truth, justice and more public lavatories.

Now a major motion picture starring Arnold Swarzenegger as John Camel, Kevin Spacey as The Druker and Alan Rickman as Phil Positive.  Coming soon to a cinema near you.